http://www.thrivepersonalfitness.com/forum/ The forum for people to meet and discuss exercise, nutrition and healthy living. Online personal training for real people is at Thrive Personal Fitness. Get in shape and lose weight with Pamela Hernandez. en Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:08:56 +0000 http://www.thrivepersonalfitness.com/forum/topic/have-you-heard-this-one#post-84 Sun, 23 Jan 2011 04:36:40 +0000 StephenOoO 84@http://www.thrivepersonalfitness.com/forum/ <p>A woman went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, and is soft-spoken."</p> <p>The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, and has a big mouth."</p> <p>The woman replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?" </p>